Hit Me With Your Best Post
Jude Giampaolo
jude@smellycat.com

(Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot)


You're a real lame newbie with no history
Of saying things that make any sense to me
That's okay, I can't fathom how you do it
Send your message, I'll read through it

Hit me with your best post
Why don't you hit me with your best post
Hit me with your best post
Type away

You come on with it, come on
You won't leave your lair?
That's okay, just watch us stare
Spell check it, it's all in vain
I read the CAPS and I am in pain

Hit me with your best post
Why don't you hit me with your best post
Hit me with your best post
Type away

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You're a real lame newbie with a WebTV
Wishing for a PC or AOL for free
Before I killfile you just in case
I close my eyes, don't wanna see your face

Hit me with your best post
Go on!
Hit me with your best post
Hit me with your best post
Type away

Hit me with your best post
Why don't you hit me with your best post
Hit me with your best post
Type away!